Centurion (out 16 August 10, Cert. 15)


Michael Fassbender, Noel Clarke, David Morrissey, Olga Kurylenko, Dominic West, dir. Neil Marshall, 2010, cert. 18


Monkey Score: 81%


AD 117. The Roman Empire stretches from Egypt to Spain, and East as far as the Black Sea. But in northern Britain, the relentless onslaught of conquest has ground to a halt in face of the guerrilla tactics of an elusive enemy: the savage and terrifying Picts. Quintus Dias (Fassbender), sole survivor of a Pictish raid on a Roman frontier fort, marches north with General Virilus' (West) legendary Ninth Legion, under orders to wipe the Picts from the face of the earth and destroy their leader Gorlacon. But when the legion is ambushed on unfamiliar ground, and Virilus taken captive, Quintus faces a desperate struggle to keep his small platoon alive behind enemy lines. Enduring the harsh terrain and evading their remorseless Pict pursuers led by revenge-hungry Pict Warrior Etain (Kurylenko), the band of soldiers race to rescue their General and to reach the safety of the Roman frontier.


When Neil Marshall directs you can rest assured no punches or buckets of fake blood will be held back. This is however the only element that is predictable in this superb story. Shot entirely on location, one can only imagine the misery and sheer physical challenge the on-screen and off-screen talent were put through. The historic accuracy is mostly educated guess work, as very little survived from the Picts, but it all seems quite plausible. Unlike his Picts, however, Neil Marshall takes no prisoner. Centurion is pure grit, gloriously shot in what looks like a very miserable winter, and without concessions to Hollywood. There is only one teeny tiny bit of fluff at the end, but it flows so naturally from the story that it concludes the film in a very satisfying way. Michael Fassbender, hot on the heels of superb Brit-flick Fish Tank and Tarentino's Inglorious Basterds, manages to give depth to a very physical role. Drawing a parallel between Centurion and Braveheart may be tempting, but it would be like comparing Beethoven to Cujo. The only thing they share is a north of the border setting and a bit of blue face paint.




Whip It (out 16 August 10, Cert. 12)

Ellen Page, Marcia Gay Harden, Kristen Wiig, Drew Barrymore, Juliette Lewis, directed by Drew Barrymore, 2009, cert. 12


Monkey Score: TBC%


Ex-beauty pageant contestant Bliss (played by Juno's Ellen Page) leaves her crowns behind after joining a roller-derby team. While her mother would prefer that Bliss unlace her skates and step back before the judges, the rebellious teen instead seeks the wisdom of rowdy mentor Malice in Wonderland (Kristen Wiig) in learning the tricks of the circuit track.

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Sons Of Anarchy - Season 2 (out 16 August 10, Cert. 15)


With Charlie Hunman, Ron Perlman, Katey Sagal, Adam Arkin, Henry Rollins, Maggie Siff, Kim Coates, Created by Kurt Sutter, originally broadcast in the US between September and December 09, cert. 15

Episodes: Albification, Small Tears, Fix, Eureka, Smite, Falx Cerebri, Gilead, Potlatch, Fa Guan, Balm, Service, The Culling, Na Triobloidi

Monkey Score: TBC%

This season Jax and the club deal with the fallout from Donna’s death, bringing internal tensions to an all-time high while a new enemy takes root in Charming. LAN, or League of American Nationalists, is a white separatist organization headed by Ethan Zobelle (Adam Arkin) with help from his lieutenant, A.J. Weston (Henry Rollins). Zobelle opens a cigar shop on Main Street intent on ingratiating himself with the community and forcing SAMCRO out.


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